So even TH01 wasn't 100% C++ after all. Turns out that this function
was the only instance in all of REIIDEN.EXE where ReC98 previously had
different encodings for identical x86 instructions.
Part of P0096, funded by Ember2528.
Again, 11 necessary workarounds, vs. forcing byte aligment in at least
18 places, and that number would have significantly grown in the
future.
Part of P0085, funded by -Tom-.
And the explicit permission to also do something as seemingly trivial
as naming functions or data on separate branches, which apparently
still needed to be said somewhere.