And of course, TH05 ruins the consistency once again. Sure, the added
file error handling is nice, but we also have changes in the playful
messages (lol), and now need a third distinct optimization barrier
(🤦)… But as it turns out, inlined calls to empty functions work as
well. They also seem closer to what ZUN might have actually written
there, given that their function body could have been removed by the
preprocessor, similar to the logging functions in the Windows Touhou
games. (With the difference that the latter infamously *aren't*
inlined…)
Part of P0077, funded by Splashman and -Tom-.