Might look uglier, but has the advantage of not generating an empty
segment with the default name… *and* the default padding, which will
really come in handy with the following breakthrough.
Part of P0137, funded by [Anonymous].
Finishing this push with some semi-maintenance… and yet another `inline`
function replacing a `#define` ASM macro with fully idiomatic C++ code.
Completes P0136, funded by [Anonymous].