Stupid one-off functions deserve stupid names, Part 2. If it only
loaded sprites, I might have given it a somewhat better name.
Part of P0167, funded by Ember2528.
Now with POSIX file I/O in both executables. And the confirmation that
the name array is indeed exclusively accessed per-byte.
Part of P0093, funded by Ember2528.
With ternary operator expressions straight out of Jigoku.
(TL note: Jigoku means hell.)
Nice to see that Turbo C++ apparently has no nesting limit on function
call inlining in general, though!
Part of P0092, funded by Yanga.