So if Sariel's version of this function is worse than Konngara's, can
we conclude that Sariel's code was written first?
(Edit, after having decompiled more of the fight: Sariel's functions
are predominantly `near` in contrast to Konngara's 100% `far` ones,
which is just as much of an indicator for the opposite.)
Part of P0174, funded by Ember2528.