diff --git a/website/camweb.go b/website/camweb.go
index 9c75e4ffc..75aa146d8 100644
--- a/website/camweb.go
+++ b/website/camweb.go
@@ -197,6 +197,7 @@ func main() {
 
 	mux := http.DefaultServeMux
 	mux.Handle("/favicon.ico", http.FileServer(path.Join(*root, "static"), "/"))
+	mux.Handle("/robots.txt", http.FileServer(path.Join(*root, "static"), "/"))
 	mux.Handle("/static/", http.FileServer(path.Join(*root, "static"), "/static/"))
 
 	testCgi := &CgiHandler{ExecutablePath: path.Join(*root, "test.cgi"),
diff --git a/website/static/robots.txt b/website/static/robots.txt
new file mode 100644
index 000000000..501cc90c8
--- /dev/null
+++ b/website/static/robots.txt
@@ -0,0 +1,3 @@
+# *sigh* well-known URLs.  (plug: http://tools.ietf.org/html/rfc5785)
+User-agent: *
+Disallow: /nothing-actually/