imagine being stuck on ancient gear, in the middle of nowhere, on a slow connection between machines that are even more archaic than the toaster you're trying to keep from falling apart
retr0chat is the lightweight, no-dependencies, runs-anywhere solution for when life gives you lemons
* use [putty](https://the.earth.li/~sgtatham/putty/latest/w32/putty.exe) in telnet mode
* or [the powershell client](clients/powershell.ps1)
* or enable `Telnet Client` in control panel `->` programs `->` programs and features `->` turn windows features on or off, then press WIN+R and run `telnet r0c.int`
putty is the best option;
* windows-telnet has a bug (since win7) where unicode letters become unstable the more text you have on the screen (starts flickering and then disappear one by one)
* the powershell client wastes a LOT of data ~~(an entire kilobyte for each new message, totally unbelievable, who could possibly afford that)~~ because powershell's scrolling is glitchy af
you can even `exec 147<>/dev/tcp/r0c.int/531;cat<&147 &while read -rN1 x;do printf '%s' "$x">&147;done` (disconnect using `exec 147<&-; killall cat #sorry`)